Pele is High

I’m a big fan of the Socceroos and even I think hell will freeze over before Australia beat Brazil. But for those who are a bit more optimistic, there is the legendary Pele who is known almost as much for his incorrect predictions as he is for starring in a movie with Sylvester Stallone. The King says that the Socceroos could pull off a shocker against the world number one.

Anybody ever drink Pele brand coffee? Stuff tastes like arse.