Cheslki Owner to Try to Lure Hiddink to Russia

As if buying up all the football talent in Europe isn’t enough, now it seems that Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is prepared to finance Australia coach Guus Hiddink’s move to Russia. Abramovich might have the money, but we have better winters. And our beer doesn’t taste like urine. Well, some of it does but if you drink enough of it you’ll enjoy it anyway.